Blackadder's Christmas Carol Quiz 9
As of: 6:05 p.m. E.S.T., Thursday, March 23, 2017

1. To whom is Asphyxia XIX married?
her "triple husbandoid"
Melchett
Baldrick
Richard the Lionhearted

2. Which of the following nicknames is used to address Ebenezer's descendant?
Alby
Blacky
Eddy
Skipper

3. What is the fate of the foul Malmydons?
They are "scattered to the nine vectors."
They are enslaved and forced to build Queen Asphyxia XX's new palace.
They are all dead.
This is a trick question; Lord Pigmot just made them up.

4. What is the fate of "the sheep squeezers" of Splaticon V"?
They are "scattered to the nine vectors."
They are rotting in Queen Asphyxia XIX's dungeon.
They are all dead.
This is a trick question; Lord Pigmot just made them up.

5. What is the fate of the Nibbly Pibblies?
They are "scattered to the nine vectors."
They are "suck-creamed as a qvambeast's nobbo."
They are all dead.
This is a trick question; Lord Pigmot just made them up.

6. What does Ebenezer's descendant do to Queen Asphyxia XIX's sexual partners?
He imprisons them.
He zaps them into oblivion with his gift for the Queen.
He beats them in poker.
He slaps their faces and challenges them to a three-against-one duel.

7. What does Ebenezer's descendant do to Queen Asphyxia XIX?
He forces her to become his sex slave.
He takes control of the universe from her.
both of the above
none of the above

8. In an alternate future, what becomes of Ebenezer's descendant?
He sells moustaches all his life.
He spends his life as a beggar and a thief.
He runs a successful banking business.
He is the slave of his servant's descendant.

9. In an alternate future, what does Baldrick's descendant do?
He forgets to take Queen Asphyxia XIX a present.
He drops a bomb on his own army.
both of the above
none of the above

10. What does the Spirit of Christmas tell Ebenezer are the rewards of being good?
a hovel
a Bible
a turnip
all of the above

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